Individually Wrapped For YOUR SAFETY

Our once-upcoming title, “You Are F#%&ing Boring”, is being shelved for the development of a new, more intense experience.

“Frequently” Asked Questions

  • The game is 50% cards & dice and 50% platformer dodging game.

    During your turn it’s cards and dice, akin to games like Slay the Spire.
    During the enemy turn, it’s platforming and bullet-hell dodging mayhem.

  • Right now, the game is not announced. If you found this website you are probably my friend already, so reach out if you want to be an early build tester.

  • You can check out Cyber Flux, a mouse agility vertical scrolling shoot-‘em-up game.

    It has a lot of inside jokes from StefanCoat’s community, since it was made for that audience, but you can play the game free at… https://stefancoat.com/arcade/cyber-flux

  • Use the feedback form and sneak a message in there.

  • It’s something funny my kid said in the car one day, and I liked how long and weird it sounds as a company name.

    Plus, I’m a big fan of dogs, gloves and realness.

  • Real Dogs with Real Gloves also does music and sound effects for games. We are proud to be the noisemakers for KeepyUP! Go check it out!
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/4446120/Keepy_UP/